They All Drink Lemonade... The End.

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"And now we’re supposed to go back to our normal lives. That’s what people do. They have these amazing experiences with another person, and then they just go home and clean the bathroom or whatever."

- Susane Colasanti, When It Happens  (via larmoyante)

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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

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If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

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"I did not intend to get this drunk"

- Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

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"Would you like an adventure now, or shall we have our tea first?"

- Peter Pan, J. M. Barrie (via quotes-for-reference)

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